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Brotherly Love
A Sunday School Teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five
and six-year olds. After Explaining the commandment to 'honour' thy father
and thy Mother, she asked, "is there a commandment that teaches us to treat
our brothers and sisters?" Immediately one little boy (the oldest of
the family) answered, "Thou shall not kill." |
If your problem is long standing, try
kneeling |
Adam blamed Eve
Eve blamed the snake
But the snake hadn't
a leg to stand on! |
A few Christian One-liners
- The best mathematical equation I have ever seen:
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given
- God loves everyone, but probably prefers 'fruits of
the spirit' over 'religious nuts'.
- The will of God never takes you to where the Grace
of God will not protect you.
- Coincidence is when God chooses to be anonymous.
- When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God
lives there.
- People are funny: they want the front of the bus,
the middle of the road and the back of the church.
- Quit moaning about your church, if it was perfect,
you couldn't belong.
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The church will host an
evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
Potluck supper Sunday at 5pm - prayer and medication to
follow.
The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of
every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon. |
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